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Summer Garmi Status Quotes Short Messages for Whatsapp Facebook

Dear sun, I seriously feel u need to chill a bit! ;)

Happy Summer season with Great offers Motay motay machar.. Lots of makhian!

I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.

I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.

Having fun in the sun, getting laid in the shade, summer's here.

Summer should get a speeding ticket.

Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly.

Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.

School is out for the summer! dont worry school, I WON'T miss you at all.

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

I wonder what the blood alc0h0l level is of all these mosquito that keep biting me?

Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.

It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on.

That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someones yearbook and they write 'Have a Great Summer!!

I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.

Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freaking cold!

Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand... hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.

Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove

I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.

SMUMMER STATUS QUOTES, GARMI STATUS

Dear Garmi.. Plz thori Narmi. :)

Hi.. Jaan.. Nikal rahi hai garmi se.

Garmi or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos karoge Utni jyada lagegi

Kambal aur Razai ko karo Maaf.. Cooler aur AC kar lo saaf

Aye garmi thori to sharm kar, kam se kam per podhon par reham kar.

Bhayankar garmi ne kehar barpa dala, bejubano ke muh se bhi, uff ye garmi nikalwa dala.

Kuch nahi to parindo ko jee lene de, hame nhi to unhe

Garmi mein pani se bhi honth jalenge, ey garmi ham per nahi kamse kam maasum parindo per reham kar.

Paryawaran ka santulam hai bigra, tabse pagli garmi ka santulan hai khoya.

Kabhi muskura ke khate the ab man mar ke khate hain, kabhi pani chak ke peete the, ab chakkar kha ke pite hain.

Garmi ne bhi jina behal kar rakha hai, sab chor char ke, hill station jane ka mann karta hai.

Garmi mein jaldi neend aati nahi, neend aane se pehle bijli chali jaati hai.

Jhand hone par bhi jindagi, hame ghamand hai, delhi mein hai garmi, uti mein thand hai.

Garmiyon mein sabka bura haal hai, awara larkon ki aankhe gulzaar hai.

Hamare kam kapre pehnne ko log pagalpan kehte hein, hum bhi isse pagalpan hi kehte hain, magar garmi ka.

NEW SMUMMER STATUS QUOTES, GARMI STATUS

लड़कियों के लिए गर्मी में कम कपड़े पहनना फॅशन है, लड़कों के लिए उन्हे देखना पॅशन है |

सर्दियों में बॉटल छुपा लेते थे जॅकेट में, अब सोचते हैं, बॉटल ठेके पर से कैसे लाएँ |

इतनी गर्मी थी की, लाश भी उठ बोली ज़रा रुखसत ठंडे छांव में करना |

अपनी वाली चिपटे गर्मी में तो रोके देता हूँ, दूसरे की चिपके तो लॉक कर देता हूँ |

सर्दियों में रज़ाई के नीचे मोबाइल छुपाने की राहत है, गर्मियों में उसी मोबाइल को छुपाने की आफ़त है |

लवर्स के लिए सर्दी अच्छी, लोफेर्स के लिए गर्मी अच्छी |

गर्मी तो बढ़ती ही जा रही है, लेकिन पत्थर दिल जमती ही जा रही है |

खुला चॅलेंज देता हूँ तुझे में ए गर्मी, हिम्मत हो तो सर्दी में आ के दिखा |

सूरज और मेरा Atitude सेम है, दोनो के आने पर लोग घरो में चुप जाते हैं |

BEST SMUMMER STATUS QUOTES, GARMI STATUS

गर्मी की वजह से नदी नाले तक सुख़्ते हैं, हमारी वजह से लोगों के पसीने सुख़्ते हैं |

जैसे पत्नी के जाने पर पति शेर होता है, वेसे ही सर्दी के जाने पर गर्मी शेर होती है |

शर्म में तो हम पूरे कपड़े पहनके निकलते हैं, साली गर्मी की वजह से ही कम कपड़ों में निकलते हैं |

हमारी शराफ़त भी सीज़नल है, सर्दी में शरीफों जेसे दिखते हैं, गर्मी में सलमान जेसे दिखते हैं |

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