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Work Status Quotes Short Messages for Whatsapp Facebook

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

I have this thing called a job...

I love my job, it's the work I hate.

Due to economic hardships, I must go to work.

I am working hard... or am I hardly working?

A procrastinator's work is never finished.

Hi ho, hi ho.. off to work I go.

The only reason I go to work is for the money.

These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?

I am working, which is something that you should be doing.

Hopefully all this hard work will pay off one day.

All work and no play makes (YOUR NAME) a dull boy/girl.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

I am working hard... or am I hardly working?

A procrastinator's work is never finished.

Hi ho, hi ho.. off to work I go.

Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Work Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does a empty desk mean?

Even if you don't have the answer, you certainly have to admire the problem.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.

The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.

I'm working right now... but next time I decide to procrastinate, I'll get back to you.

Not available, working... At least that's what my boss thinks.

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

I'm doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistence.

Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

Job Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!

I have this thing called a job...

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.

Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.

I'm at that place that they call "work." I guess I'm supposed to be "working" while I'm here.

Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all! Never any less than 12%!

I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.

I fell asleep while doing work. If your my boss that's code for I'm working so hard that my head hurts.

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won't receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.

I hate going to the bathroom right after the cleaning lady finishes cleaning the toilets. I always feel like I'm ruining her hard work. It just feels really disrespectful.

The fools look upon the world and see only pleasure. The lost look upon the world and see only pain. The wise look upon the world and see their work cut out for them.