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80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.

A Boss is like a diaper.. Always on your @ss, and usually full of Shit.

Canc3r cur3s smo-king!!

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

Error 404: No girlfriend found.

Life has no Ctrl+Z.

My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.

Programming is an art, be the artist.

The more I C, the less I see.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

times and technology have changed so much. i remember my first laptop.. an etch-a-sketch.

I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like, 'What the f*ck is this shit?'

Don't try to typecast me.. its not possible!!

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

If I went binary, you would be the '1' for me.

The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses

11:10.. One More Minute!!! *Gets Distracted* 11:12.. SERIOUSLY!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????

The more I C, the less I see.

You tweet a lot.. 'Bitch, it's TWITTER.'

Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size

My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.

why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.

We don't care.. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

loves it how the solution to most technical problems is to give the device a good whack.

I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.

Those who can't write programs, write help files.

I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly.

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

Has anyone else noticed that Blue-tooth headsets make it harder to spot the crazy people?

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

iPod - small musical device that allows you to ignore everyone while noticing everything.

Travel to life is like css to html.

Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Everyone has their own SET of problems, don't try to make a VENN DIAGRAM out of it.

Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary & those who don't.

When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody, You buy a Lamborgini when you are somebody.

That moment when even Caps Lock can't express your anger.

The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are bi Textual.

I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like: What the f*ck is this shit?

If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

You're beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

You were born an original. Don't die a copy.

I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

Travel to life is like css to html .

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.

If God is a computer programmer then there is no confusion Devil is a hacker.

I took IQ test.. results were negative.

I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

Failure comes only with Windows bundle.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

Windows 8 to 10: It's like upgrading from Bill Clinton to George W. Bush.

Programming is like s3x, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.

I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 more minutes.. it's the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.

Local minded people will never understand global minded goals, i mean just see yourself in the mirror.

Intelligence is like underwear.. It's important that you have it but there's no need to show it off.

3 mistakes of everyone' s life - Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp.

Unidentified Person Detected.

----------error 404 person not found-----------

I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

The more I C, the less I see.

Don't try to typecast me.. its not possible!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.

Those who can't write programs, write help files.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

Travel to life is like css to html.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

If I went binary, you would be the '1' for me.

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like, "What the f*ck is this shit?"

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

You tweet a lot... Bitch, it's TWITTER.

Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!

The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

11:10..."One More Minute!!!" *Gets Distracted* 11:12... "SERIOUSLY!?!"

Knowing when your addicted to technology is when your on your laptop and cell phone together and checking them both.

Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option?

Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You and Me!

do u ever feel like screaming 'f*ck you' to some people but you can't so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter?

I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic.

I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic.

We are living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us.

Somehow I survived a childhood without DVDs, CDs, MP3s, Blu-rays, home video games, home computers, Tivos, Satellite TV, cell phones, GPS, and more. Wow.

Unfriending someone on FB is just like hanging up on someone on a cell phone. They're still bitching and whining, and they don't even know you're GONE! Love it.

Hates that feeling when you just sent a text message and you instantly have to check to make sure you didn't send it to the wrong person! Lol

do u ever feel like screaming 'f*ck you' to some people but you can't so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter?

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