Monday Status, Short Monday Quotes
Three of the worst words to hear......'Tomorrow is Monday'.
Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called 'Monday'. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.
Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.
Loves Sundays and being lazy...Then Monday comes and things get crazy!!!
They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning. But you'll hate every month's beginning – when you'll have to pay your
I feel that Mondays are God's way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend!
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Don't worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
Monday isn't a good day for kids but for parents it's a dream come true!
If i were president, all Monday's would be changed to National Holiday..:P
Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, lets just make the best of it.
Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.
Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.
If days were people, Monday would be the one person I'd punch in the face!
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can't find it in my heart to like you.
Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday...love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you're OK
It's Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don't want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend's over.
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain :-(
Woke up this morning feeling like it was gonna be a good day. Looked at the calendar and realized ... Ah shit! It's Monday again! So much for a good day.
Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I'm ready...