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Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you
A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p
Girls don't need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?
I Was Born Intelligent But Girlzz Ruined Me :)
I am single, because i haven't found someone who deserves ME.
I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I'm still single. :p
A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.
My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.... Now I have 2 Girlfriends! :p
Hey Girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? :p
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. :P
Latest research: 'Boys Always remain faithful to girlfriend....!!!' But Which Girlfriend...? That is still a topic of research! :P
Ladies: A REAL Man Won't Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..
Dear girls, don't flatter yourself. i sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.
you'll never loose women by chasing money. But you'll loose money by chasing women.
Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
It's funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry.
My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
Don't take too much time to text her back.. It makes her feel you're talking to someone more important than her.
Girls Are Like Police. Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidences, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.
Words that spoiled many boys' life .... 'Dude she's looking at you.'
Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear 'Here's my Wallet'
If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: 'GIRL'
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
When girls get jealous, it's normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects .
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
a man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that's when you should be worried.
Girls, being beautiful doesn't make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful!
A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare...It all depends on how you treat her!
I'm a boy. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
one day you'll realize...all the love that i gave to you...is now being given to someone else
If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if boy is shopping he's wasting money.
Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend - So what's you gonna eat Fatty ??
Guys: When she's not yours, you'll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthday's :-)
When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there's a reason :)
Girls biggest lie: I'm OK.
Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly...
When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you.. NO EXCUSES.
When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to...But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend - 'You Are Right'
Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time!
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
When guys get jealous, it's actually kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start!
Is that your ex? No, that's the biggest mistake of my life.
Why's NASA never sent a woman to the Moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single's
Today I came across a book that said: 'All the things men know about woman', it was blank inside.
Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T...
it's Very easy to sacrifice for a girl , but it's difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing
Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass :D
I've just moved you to the top of my 'To do list' ;)
Wouldn't it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex girlfriend
A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
I would love to see the 'pretty girls' in my school remove their make up.
If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.