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Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Ughh I'm so full.. who wants dessert? MEEE!!

LIKE if you can't tell the difference between coke and pepsi.

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. Story of every person's life.

You can't buy happiness.but you can buy ice cream, which is kinda the same thing. ;)

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. :D

Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.

Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked.

I disagree that hunger isn't an emotion. I feel it in my SOUL.

I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat. :D

Everything sucks.. except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(?)_/¯

Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

Is there gonna be food? "Yeah" Ok then i'm coming.

I'm trying to kick dairy and now I've got the milk shakes.

If I was supposed to share them, they wouldn't be called nachos.

My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.

Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry.

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

The only clubs I'm into are sandwiches.

I need to hire someone who will follow me around and just knock the unhealthy food out of my hand.

Dear food commercials, No one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.

If you open your fridge and find nothing to eat, lower your standards.

We've solved so many world problems, and yet chocolate still has calories.

If history has taught us anything, it's that reheated french fries are gross.

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag.

Eat like every day is Thanksgiving.

I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.

I don't trust people that dislike tacos.

The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%

If you say you can't cook what your really saying is that you can't read and follow directions.

I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.

Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.

If there is no chocolate in heaven.. I AM NOT GOING !

True beauty is within" for example opening your fridge

Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.

Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you're pretty damn special.

I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.

Mom, can we go to McDonalds?" "there's food in the fridge." "That's not what I asked..

Isn't it weird that after 30,000 years of eating bread, everyone is gluten allergic now?

Is there gonna be food? Yeah.. Ok then i'm coming.

When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets.. Why? Because 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'Desserts' :)

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note, "Don't eat me." Now there's an empty plate and a note, Don't tell me what to do.

Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)

Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.

Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)

When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

really doesn't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?

Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that's kind of the same thing.

My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him "sweet dreams."

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

If you drink enough fluids in the morning, you will feel happier, sharper, and more energetic throughout the day.

Stop complaining about being single on valentines day. We have bigger problems here, like why McDonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30

Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.

I'm the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time.

Television + food, it just goes together

You don't really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.

Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i'm getting fat.

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald�s doesn�t serve breakfast after 10:30.

Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.

Men: Uses love to get s3x. Women: Uses s3x to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says "I'm so fat." and you stand there like (-_-)

Hiding your favorite food from the rest of your family because you're a selfish bitch.

I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.

I'm so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale YAY

Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?

You're at Starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.

That moment when skinny people call themselves fat and your heavier than them.

I eat so much.. I make fat kids look skinny!

Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.

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