Crazy Status, Short Crazy Quotes
Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
Excuse me .... Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi :)
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
I look at people sometimes and think ..... Really?? That's the sperm that won :)
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)
Nothing is illegal until you get caught :)
Admit it, you listen to other strangers conversations and mentally give your opinion.
Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. :)
Girls work on their looks but not their minds b'coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.
The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something :)
Only fools fall in love and I guess I'm one of them :)
God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China :)
Friday is my second favorite F word.
For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.
Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY :)
I think I got a fever, a fever of you :)
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday :)
Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.
For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. :)
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write "SAVE TREES" on the same paper.
Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.
I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat :)
It's funny how people judge other's mistakes while they also do the same thing.
The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"
Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she's not coming back.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you"d ordered that.
Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care.
I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :)
Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock.
Everything I like is either Illegal, Immoral, Fattening, Addictive, Expensive, or Impossible.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Quit your job, buy a ticket, get a train, fall in love and never return.
My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.
If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror :D
Caution, Blind Man Driving.
Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
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We become what we think about.
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Whatever it is — I didn't do it!
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog
I'll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.
I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
If you don't care stop talking about it.
God was showing off when He created you.
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