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Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.

If you cannot love yourself, you don't even know the taste of love or what love means.

Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

Emptiness feels so heavy.

I am so single that for me GF means grandfather :D

I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too !

Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world !

Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers :-/

You're much happier when you just don't give a f*ck.

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

Salary is the SI unit of "Aukaat" in India -_-

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with!

I'm Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder !

Change your priorities, before u become an option :)

Behind every deleted Whatsapp account there is an untold story !

I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!

Hey Police, arrest her, She murdered me with her killer smile.

While you're ignoring Me, someone else is begging for My attention.

If you earn your bread well many people will come to apply butter.

Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^

After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

Relationship Status: Your message was successfully sent... and ignored!

Everytime i drink i get awesome :-)

Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

The deeper your feelings, the harder they are to express.

Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It"

Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P

I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive :P

Try selling your EGO on OLX, you will realize its not even worth a penny !

Crying is women's way of winning by Duckworth Lewis method. :D

Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

Falling in love is like the rain ... It's unpredictable!

I don't insult people , I just describe them !

love is being stupid together :-)

Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone !

A girl who CRY, Is a girl who CARES :')

I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :-/

I'm an angel with an attitude :-)

Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever !

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I am not happy without you :(

With women the heart argues, not the mind.

Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.

Relations are not exams so why cheat ? :(

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem ;-)

Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell. :(

Silence is a girls loudest cry ! :'(

Mother is the bank where we deposit all our hurts and worries :)

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara !

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)

Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.

To her, I'm invisible. but to me, she is all I can see !

I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.

When I miss you, I read our old messages. :')

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

I don't need to explain myself, I know I'm right.

I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice ;) :D

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Anything with you means everything to me.

Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

No fake people required when I have some real ones in my life!

Don't be afraid to make mistakes.

There is nothing more amazing but women's brain!

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Relax we're all crazy it's not a competition!

Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed!

Save water drink beer.

I'm jealous of my parents.. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

I don't need to dream, I got you!

Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.

I am a fish out of water without YOU!

Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon :)

If you cant find whats good in me try to find whats wrong in YOU.

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

I done what i like, i don't care what you think?

So glad to know that you're having fun, especially without me.

I'm only selfish when it comes to you.

I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.

Anger is temporary madness.

If you don't care, Stop talking about it!

Find a way, not an excuse!

A smiling face doesn't mean a smiling heart!

See you in another life ;)

It's not my attitude it's my style!

God is not interested in your art but, your heart.

I am in a relationship with studies and it's complicated. :D

(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China :D

A girl's heart is like an ocean full of secrets.

If you can dream it, you can achieve it.

Give me my heart back!

Everybody's online, except the one you actually want.

Kiss me until I fall a sleep.

Status is coming soon :D

Rules are n't followed by me, i make themselves for ME!

Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.

I always advise people never to give advice.

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

Take it easy - But take it !

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

My heart told me it's definitely you !

Life is to Taste, not to Waste !

An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

I'll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan't able to find you.

I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.

After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F...

Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.

Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.

Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.

Come in my Heart and pay no rent.

If you don't care, stop talking about it.

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits.

Attitude is like underwear Don't show it just wore it!

My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?

Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.

I don't insult people, I just describe them.

I'm not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!

I smile... Because I don't know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.

"370HSSV0773H" Read it upside down.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

No matter how much i try to forget you, you'll always be a part of me.

How other see you, is not important...How you see yourself means everything.

Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend!

OF COURSE ! Talk to myself, sometime i need expert advice.

When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.

God is really creative, I mean... just look at me!

I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.

If you love me raise your hand & you don't then raise your standard.

I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women!

Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P

I don't have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I'm too busy in loving people who love me.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.

Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I don't have a dirty mind, i have a s3xy imaginations.

My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. :D

Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. ;)

Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.

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