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Happy Halloween my little monster. I love you!

Happy Halloween! Will you come with me on my broomstick, love?

Tonight I'll be your bitch! For you I'll do magic!

Best thing about Halloween is... you can wear whatever you want ;-)

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

Why can't Ghosts have babies? Cuz' they have Hollow weenies!

Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!

I need to borrow someones kid for Halloween. I miss free candy.

My love tonight .. I wish you were a devil to come into my hell

If a child asks you a sweet night of witches, many say they find in the cemetery.

Tonight we finally leave the house quiet my love .. no problems! Living Halloween!

I found out that you do at a Halloween party in honor of the witches .. we need to get a gift?

Wait .. I prepare for the party. Not everyone has the luck of being ready as you. Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween! Remember: Do not waste time by mask .. just a coiffed and you're ready!

Give me a moment I must disguise myself. You're so perfect. Happy Halloween.

Halloween is the holiday of monsters .. then this is your night: Enjoy!

THe night has just arrived and all spirits come from beyond us dancing next to a bonfire

Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.

I'm putting more thought into my Halloween costume than into my job.

Me and the pumpkin will discuss how to make people scream in fear on the streets.

If a child asks you a sweet night of witches, tell him you will find many in the cemetery.

Another year we will celebrate the day witches do not know why everyone has to pay homage to my mother.

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. – River PhoenixDress Up Like Kanye West

Could I borrow your face for Halloween? :PI'll Be Your TrickI'll be your trick if you'll be my treat.Halloween

'HALLOWEEN'.. the one day I get to dress up and embarrass my kids.. legally. :P

When I see kids all dressed up for Halloween I always pretend that I have not recognized them :)

The number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex is, you can do the whole neighborhood.

I thought about dressing up as Turn Signal for Halloween, but nobody around here knows what that is.....

I'm surprised kids haven't found a way to trick or treat online yet

That awkward moment when you can't tell if it's a Halloween costume or their regular clothes..

Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.

I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.

For Halloween I'm going to write 'Life' on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers.

Halloween Costume Idea: Flower Print Scrubs, Skechers Shape-Ups, Perm. I call it 'Not Sexy Nurse'

Halloween should just be changed to National Dress Like a Hoe Day.

Dear Girls : No Need To Do Anything For Halloween .. Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party

Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!

Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..

For Halloween I'm going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.

Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.

You know you're getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out and have a drink.

I'm surprised kids haven't found a way to trick or treat online yet.

Happy Halloween.. may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong!

For Halloween I'm going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.

I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like 'Ugh, tourists'.

How much fun it would be to own a lightsaber in a zombie apocalypse???

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.

Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal

The sun has just dropped and I see souls hovering near my window, I've been laughing because today will be with us.

A witch come to my room tonight, she and I play with the souls of all who are in Facebook, Alamas people like you.

Friend call me urgent. There was an accident broom witch is a very hurt. I wonder if this well? Happy halloween.!

Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.

I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.

Decades have gone by and STILL my parents have not given back the Halloween candy they took from me "for safe keeping".

Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ and soy sauce.

I want to wear the scariest costume I can think of to work for Halloween this year, so I'm going as a pregnancy test.

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. – Eric HofferActing Is Like A Halloween

Asked my kid what her favorite part of today's Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, 'that ghost'... Now I have to move houses.

I was going to change my profile pic to a pumpkin for Halloween, but it didn't look that much different from my actual head.

Today when entering the Facebook, I get an email with the following message, all your contacts that are today will die, but laughing.

I don't know what's scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.

When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it's like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.

The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she's really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her.

On Halloween night, moon howls and wolves, beasts and ghosts are waiting for you to end the party in your house.Could I Borrow Your Face

A bold wings was drunk and asks GOD Dear God I'm an angel? Right? And God will not answer my son! Tu're A happy little bat halloween day!

If today you go out at night to walk, watch a spirit in the form of man to walk beside you and take you by the hand into the world of the dead.

I'm not cleaning this week. I'm going to tell everyone the cobwebs and dust are part of the Halloween decorations!!HALLOWEEN

[Name] is going to dress up like kanye west for halloween and right after the kids yell, 'trick or treat!' i'm yelling, 'christmas is better!'On Halloween Night

Halloween: The one time of year your parents allow you to go out in the dark of night, dressed like a weirdo, and receive candy from strangers.I'm Not Cleaning This Week

To think that everyone has to find costume for Halloween parties, you only thing you need is to wear a pair of jeans and a shirt, and if you want to give more fear, just let me know and we'll come together.

If you walk under the moonlight on this night of Halloween, really safe silhouette of a witch on her broom laughing because the world marks the night in which the living and the dead seamlessly blend.

This message is for those who like Halloween. That the great passes beside the werewolf, nonstop dance with the ugliest tomato witch and a picture with the most mischievous ghost, upload to Facebook and frightens anyone.

If you walk under the moonlight on this night of Halloween, really safe silhouette of a witch on her broom laughing because the world marks the night in which the living and the dead seamlessly blend.

This message goes out to all those who like Halloween. That the great passes beside the werewolf, nonstop dance with the ugliest tomato witch and a picture with the most mischievous ghost, upload to Facebook and scares anyone.